TRIUMPH & DISASTER
Triumph & Disaster Grand Imperial Tin
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The "Grand Imperial" is T&D's holy trinity of beard care, encouraging a clean toned, curated piece of chin music fit to make any self respecting member of the Urban Lumberjack Club (ULJC) proud.
Get It, use it, love it, then re-use it.
- JOHNNY B BEARD OIL: Delivering the good oil, on time and in kind. Infused with the inherent goodness of Argan, Grapeseed and sweet Almond to treat and calm even the most undomesticated chops.
- THE DOCTOR BEARD BALM: W.G. Grace (The Doctor) is widely thought of as grandfather to the modern game of cricket, yet he is almost as famous for his grand imperial. More Karl Marx than Honest Abe, his was simply ‘the W.G’ of beards. Like all good cricketers W.G was fond of a little spit and polish, a heady mix of linseed oil, liquorice and tobacco juice spittle, used to shine the ball. ‘The Doctor’ our beard balm is a nod to this heritage, the great game of cricket and its bearded hero W.G. Grace, we just hope it smells a little better.
- NOBLE ENDEAVOUR BEARD WASH: It has been said that you cannot grow a beard in a fit of passion, the fact is it requires a commitment uncommon in modern times. Noble Endeavour our all natural beard wash acknowledges this commitment, honouring it with a cleansing hit to the olfactory’s that suggests peppermint and clay got it on one sunny day. Delivering a cleansing sulphate free foam to remove unwanted grime and argan oil to leave your beard feeling conditioned and resplendent, this is a wash for every beard, every day.
Shipping Information
Shipping Cost
Shipping within New Zealand is $8.50 for standard items. Shipping cost for bulky items will be calculated on the checkout page.
Processing Time
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